Here's another week of British soccer, beginning in...
Newcastle, with Newcastle United hosting Liverpool. Simon Mignolet and Tim Krul are in goal. Liverpool had the first yellow card in the forty-fourth minute for a Martin Skrtel foul. Newcastle United's Steven Taylor took a yellow card in the forty-fifth minute. Newcastle United saw yellow cards also go to Moussa Sissoko in the forty-ninth minute and Daryl Janmaat in the sixty-second minute, both for fouls. In the seventy-second minute, Liverpool's Jordan Henderson was booked on a yellow card. Newcastle United got going in the seventy-third minute on an Ayoze Perez goal. In the seventy-ninth minute, Newcastle United saw a yellow card go to Jack Colback for a foul. Liverpool had another yellow card in the eighty-ninth minute for a foul by Dejan Lovren. The final stood at 1-0 for Newcastle United.
Down in London, Arsenal welcomes Burnley. Tom Heaton and Wojciech Szczesny are the keepers. Burnley was given a yellow card for a George Boyd foul in the sixteenth minute. Arsenal began with a seventieth minute goal by Alexis Sanchez, set up by a Calum Chambers cross. In the seventy-second minute, Chambers scored on a close-range shot to extend the Arsenal lead. Arsenal added on with a close-range Sanchez goal in stoppage time, via a cross by Kieran Gibbs. This made it a 3-0 final.
Staying in the city, Chelsea brings in the Queens Park Rangers. Robert Green and Thibaut Courtois protect the nets. Chelsea started in the thirty-second minute as Oscar scored, thanks to Cesc Fabregas. In the sixty-second minute, QPR tied it on a Charlie Austin goal, guided in by Leroy Fer after a fast break. Chelsea reclaimed the lead in the seventy-fifth minute with a penalty kick goal by Eden Hazard. They held on from here for a 2-1 win.
Northward to Everton hosting Swansea City. Lukasz Fabianski and Tim Howard are set to start in goal. Swansea City had the first two yellow cards go to Jonjo Shelvey in the twenty-fourth minute and Wilfried Bony in the thirty-third minute. In the thirty-eighth minute, Gareth Barry of Everton took a yellow card for his foul. Swansea City took another pair of yellow cards in the second half. The first went to Ashley Williams for a fifty-fourth minute foul, and the second went to Gylfi Sigurdsson for a foul in the sixty-sixth minute. In the seventy-second minute, Shelvey took a second yellow card for a foul and was sent off, leaving Swansea City at ten men for about 20 minutes. In stoppage time, Everton saw a booking for a Muhamed Besic foul for a yellow card. The game remained a scoreless draw through to the end.
East to Hull City welcoming Southampton. Fraser Forster and Eldin Jakupovic receive the starting nods in goal. In the third minute, Victor Wanyama blasted a long range shot into the top left corner for an early Southampton lead. Hull City's Mohamed Diame was given a yellow card for his ninetieth minute foul. Southampton made sure the early Wanyama screamer held up for a 1-0 win.
Back south to Leicester City bringing in West Bromwich Albion. Ben Foster and Kasper Schmeichel are in the six-yard boxes. West Brom received a gift in the forty-seventh minute to open the scoring, as Esteban Cambiasso put the ball in his own net. Craig Gardner of West Brom was given a yellow card in the eighty-seventh minute. The final score favored West Brom 1-0.
Saturday's last game sees Stoke City host West Ham United. Adrian and Asmir Begovic wear the mitts. Stoke City struck first in the thirty-third minute on a Victor Moses goal from close range. Stoke City received a yellow card for a Steven Sidwell foul in the fifty-fourth minute. Stoke City added on in the fifty-sixth minute with a Mame Biram Diouf goal, via Jonathan Walters on a cross. West Ham got on the board in the sixtieth minute as Enner Valencia scored, thanks to a Stewart Downing cross after a fast break. In the sixty-sixth minute, James Collins of West Ham received a yellow card for his foul. West Ham tied it in the seventy-third minute on a Downing goal, set up by Valencia. The final ended up at 2-2.
On Sunday, Manchester City welcomed their cross-town rivals, Manchester United. David de Gea and Joe Hart are the keepers. Manchester United saw all of the first half discipline. Daley Blind got a yellow card in the twenty-eighth minute for a foul, followed by consecutive yellow cards to Chris Smalling in the thirty-first and thirty-ninth minutes, both for fouls. Manchester United went down to ten men after Smalling was ejected. In the sixtieth minute, Martin Demichelis of Manchester City was shown a yellow card for his foul. Manchester City got on the board with a Sergio Aguero goal, set up by Gael Clichy. Manchester City saw yellow cards assessed to Pablo Zabaleta in the seventy-seventh minute and Fernando in the seventy-ninth minute, both for fouls. They held on for a 1-0 win anyway.
The other game has Aston Villa bringing in Tottenham Hotspur. Hugo Lloris and Brad Guzan man the nets. In the sixteenth minute, Andreas Weimann scored to give Aston Villa a lead, with an assist by Charlies N'Zogbia. Tottenham Hotspur took a yellow card for a twenty-fifth minute foul by Christian Eriksen. In the thirty-eighth minute, Aly Cissokho of Aston Villa received a yellow card for a foul. Tottenham Hotspur's Jan Vertonghen was given a yellow card for a sixty-first minute foul. Aston Villa went down to ten men in the sixty-fifth minute as Christian Benteke was sent off on a straight red card for fighting. Weimann took a yellow card for Aston Villa at the sixty-nine minute mark. Tottenham Hotspur's Nacer Chadli received a yellow card for his eightieth minute foul. Chadli made up for it by tying the score in the eighty-fourth minute for Tottenham Hotspur, with an assist from Erik Lamela's cross after a corner kick. In the eighty-ninth minute, Carlos Sanchez of Aston Villa received a yellow card. Tottenham Hotspur took the lead in the ninetieth minute on a Harry Kane goal on a free kick. This held up for a 2-1 win.
Finally, Crystal Palace hosts Sunderland. Costel Pantilimon and Julian Speroni are given the starting nods. Sunderland struck first on a thirty-first minute Steven Fletcher header goal, passed on a cross from Patrick van Aanholt. Crystal Palace tied it on a Wes Brown own goal in the fifty-fifth minute. In the sixty-third minute, Sunderland's William Buckley was given a yellow card for his foul. Crystal Palace had a yellow card go to Mile Jedinak in the sixty-fifth minute. Sunderland picked up another yellow card for Pantilimon's offense in the seventy-first minute. In the seventy-fourth minute, Lee Cattermole of Sunderland received a yellow card for his foul. Sunderland took the lead in the seventy-ninth minute on a Jordi Gomez goal, via Buckley. In the eighty-seventh minute, Jedinak took a second yellow card for a foul and Crystal Palace went down to ten men. Sunderland extended the lead in stoppage time on another Fletcher goal, made possible by Liam Bridcutt. This made it 3-1, the final.
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Newcastle, with Newcastle United hosting Liverpool. Simon Mignolet and Tim Krul are in goal. Liverpool had the first yellow card in the forty-fourth minute for a Martin Skrtel foul. Newcastle United's Steven Taylor took a yellow card in the forty-fifth minute. Newcastle United saw yellow cards also go to Moussa Sissoko in the forty-ninth minute and Daryl Janmaat in the sixty-second minute, both for fouls. In the seventy-second minute, Liverpool's Jordan Henderson was booked on a yellow card. Newcastle United got going in the seventy-third minute on an Ayoze Perez goal. In the seventy-ninth minute, Newcastle United saw a yellow card go to Jack Colback for a foul. Liverpool had another yellow card in the eighty-ninth minute for a foul by Dejan Lovren. The final stood at 1-0 for Newcastle United.
Down in London, Arsenal welcomes Burnley. Tom Heaton and Wojciech Szczesny are the keepers. Burnley was given a yellow card for a George Boyd foul in the sixteenth minute. Arsenal began with a seventieth minute goal by Alexis Sanchez, set up by a Calum Chambers cross. In the seventy-second minute, Chambers scored on a close-range shot to extend the Arsenal lead. Arsenal added on with a close-range Sanchez goal in stoppage time, via a cross by Kieran Gibbs. This made it a 3-0 final.
Staying in the city, Chelsea brings in the Queens Park Rangers. Robert Green and Thibaut Courtois protect the nets. Chelsea started in the thirty-second minute as Oscar scored, thanks to Cesc Fabregas. In the sixty-second minute, QPR tied it on a Charlie Austin goal, guided in by Leroy Fer after a fast break. Chelsea reclaimed the lead in the seventy-fifth minute with a penalty kick goal by Eden Hazard. They held on from here for a 2-1 win.
Northward to Everton hosting Swansea City. Lukasz Fabianski and Tim Howard are set to start in goal. Swansea City had the first two yellow cards go to Jonjo Shelvey in the twenty-fourth minute and Wilfried Bony in the thirty-third minute. In the thirty-eighth minute, Gareth Barry of Everton took a yellow card for his foul. Swansea City took another pair of yellow cards in the second half. The first went to Ashley Williams for a fifty-fourth minute foul, and the second went to Gylfi Sigurdsson for a foul in the sixty-sixth minute. In the seventy-second minute, Shelvey took a second yellow card for a foul and was sent off, leaving Swansea City at ten men for about 20 minutes. In stoppage time, Everton saw a booking for a Muhamed Besic foul for a yellow card. The game remained a scoreless draw through to the end.
East to Hull City welcoming Southampton. Fraser Forster and Eldin Jakupovic receive the starting nods in goal. In the third minute, Victor Wanyama blasted a long range shot into the top left corner for an early Southampton lead. Hull City's Mohamed Diame was given a yellow card for his ninetieth minute foul. Southampton made sure the early Wanyama screamer held up for a 1-0 win.
Back south to Leicester City bringing in West Bromwich Albion. Ben Foster and Kasper Schmeichel are in the six-yard boxes. West Brom received a gift in the forty-seventh minute to open the scoring, as Esteban Cambiasso put the ball in his own net. Craig Gardner of West Brom was given a yellow card in the eighty-seventh minute. The final score favored West Brom 1-0.
Saturday's last game sees Stoke City host West Ham United. Adrian and Asmir Begovic wear the mitts. Stoke City struck first in the thirty-third minute on a Victor Moses goal from close range. Stoke City received a yellow card for a Steven Sidwell foul in the fifty-fourth minute. Stoke City added on in the fifty-sixth minute with a Mame Biram Diouf goal, via Jonathan Walters on a cross. West Ham got on the board in the sixtieth minute as Enner Valencia scored, thanks to a Stewart Downing cross after a fast break. In the sixty-sixth minute, James Collins of West Ham received a yellow card for his foul. West Ham tied it in the seventy-third minute on a Downing goal, set up by Valencia. The final ended up at 2-2.
On Sunday, Manchester City welcomed their cross-town rivals, Manchester United. David de Gea and Joe Hart are the keepers. Manchester United saw all of the first half discipline. Daley Blind got a yellow card in the twenty-eighth minute for a foul, followed by consecutive yellow cards to Chris Smalling in the thirty-first and thirty-ninth minutes, both for fouls. Manchester United went down to ten men after Smalling was ejected. In the sixtieth minute, Martin Demichelis of Manchester City was shown a yellow card for his foul. Manchester City got on the board with a Sergio Aguero goal, set up by Gael Clichy. Manchester City saw yellow cards assessed to Pablo Zabaleta in the seventy-seventh minute and Fernando in the seventy-ninth minute, both for fouls. They held on for a 1-0 win anyway.
The other game has Aston Villa bringing in Tottenham Hotspur. Hugo Lloris and Brad Guzan man the nets. In the sixteenth minute, Andreas Weimann scored to give Aston Villa a lead, with an assist by Charlies N'Zogbia. Tottenham Hotspur took a yellow card for a twenty-fifth minute foul by Christian Eriksen. In the thirty-eighth minute, Aly Cissokho of Aston Villa received a yellow card for a foul. Tottenham Hotspur's Jan Vertonghen was given a yellow card for a sixty-first minute foul. Aston Villa went down to ten men in the sixty-fifth minute as Christian Benteke was sent off on a straight red card for fighting. Weimann took a yellow card for Aston Villa at the sixty-nine minute mark. Tottenham Hotspur's Nacer Chadli received a yellow card for his eightieth minute foul. Chadli made up for it by tying the score in the eighty-fourth minute for Tottenham Hotspur, with an assist from Erik Lamela's cross after a corner kick. In the eighty-ninth minute, Carlos Sanchez of Aston Villa received a yellow card. Tottenham Hotspur took the lead in the ninetieth minute on a Harry Kane goal on a free kick. This held up for a 2-1 win.
Finally, Crystal Palace hosts Sunderland. Costel Pantilimon and Julian Speroni are given the starting nods. Sunderland struck first on a thirty-first minute Steven Fletcher header goal, passed on a cross from Patrick van Aanholt. Crystal Palace tied it on a Wes Brown own goal in the fifty-fifth minute. In the sixty-third minute, Sunderland's William Buckley was given a yellow card for his foul. Crystal Palace had a yellow card go to Mile Jedinak in the sixty-fifth minute. Sunderland picked up another yellow card for Pantilimon's offense in the seventy-first minute. In the seventy-fourth minute, Lee Cattermole of Sunderland received a yellow card for his foul. Sunderland took the lead in the seventy-ninth minute on a Jordi Gomez goal, via Buckley. In the eighty-seventh minute, Jedinak took a second yellow card for a foul and Crystal Palace went down to ten men. Sunderland extended the lead in stoppage time on another Fletcher goal, made possible by Liam Bridcutt. This made it 3-1, the final.
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