The Premier League is back with ten new games, seven being played Saturday. We begin in...
London, as Chelsea hosts West Bromwich Albion. Ben Foster and Thibaut Courtois are the goalies. Chelsea began in the eleventh minute with a Diego Costa goal, via Oscar. In the twenty-fifth minute, Chelsea added on with an Eden Hazard goal, passed from Cesc Fabregas after a corner kick. West Brom went down a man in the twenty-ninth minute as Claudio Yacob was shown a straight red card for a foul. In the seventy-fifth minute, Chelsea's Willian was shown a yellow card for his foul. Chelsea cruised to a 2-0 victory.
Next up, Everton welcomes West Ham United. Adrian and Tim Howard are the gloved men. Everton struck first in the twenty-sixth minute as Romelu Lukaku scored. West Ham took a yellow card in the forty-first minute for a foul by Winston Reid, followed by a yellow card given to Everton's James McCarthy a few seconds later. In the fifty-sixth minute, West Ham tied it on a Mauro Zarate goal, passed from Morgan Amalfitano. Kevin Mirallas of Everton received a yellow card in the sixtieth minute for his foul. Everton retook the lead in the seventy-third minute on a Leon Osman goal, coming off of a Samuel Eto'o cross after a fast break. West Ham's James Collins took a yellow card in the seventy-fourth minute. Everton held on for a 2-1 win.
Continuing to Leicester City, who brings in Sunderland. Costel Pantilimon and Kasper Schmeichel are set to start in goal. Sunderland took a yellow card in the forty-second minute on a foul by Sebastian Larsson. In the fifty-third minute, Jamie Vardy of Leicester City was given a yellow card for a foul. Sunderland had the next two yellow cards, going to Lee Cattermole in the sixty-first minute and Steven Fletcher in the sixty-eighth minute. Leicester City saw a yellow card assessed to Ritchie de Laet in the eighty-fifth minute. The final score was a scoreless draw.
Up in Manchester, City hosts Swansea City. Lukasz Fabianski and Joe Hart are in the six-yard boxes. In the ninth minute, Wilfried Bony put Swansea City ahead with a goal off of Nathan Dyer's through ball. Steven Jovetic of Manchester City tied it in the nineteenth minute with his goal, assisted by a Jesus Navas cross. In the twenty-fourth minute, Swansea City took a yellow card for a Kyle Bartley foul. Manchester City had a yellow card go to Vincent Kompany in the thirty-first minute for his foul. Manchester City took the lead on a Yaya Toure goal in the sixty-second minute, passed from Fernandinho. In stoppage time, Manchester City's Martin Demichelis picked up a yellow card for time wasting. Manchester City won 2-1 in the end.
Following that, Newcastle United welcomes the Queens Park Rangers. Robert Green and Tim Krul protect the nets. QPR took a yellow card in the forty-first minute for a foul by Nedum Onuoha. In the fifty-eighth minute, Moussa Sissoki of Newcastle United took a yellow card for his foul. In the seventy-third minute, QPR saw another booking on a yellow card to Richard Dunne for a foul. Newcastle United opened the scoring in the seventy-eighth minute with a Sissoko goal, made possible by Sammy Ameobi. Newcastle United took a yellow card in the ninetieth minute, assessed to Bobby Zamora. They went on to win 1-0.
Down to Stoke City bringing in Burnley. Tom Heaton and Asmir Begovic guard the woodwork. Burnley started in the twelfth minute with an unassisted Danny Ings goal. Burnley added on in the thirteenth minute as Ings scored again, thanks to Michael Kightly with the cross. Stoke City had a yellow card go to Mame Biram Diouf in the twenty-fifth minute for a foul. In the thirty-second minute, Jonathan Walters put Stoke City on the board with a goal, coming off of a Bojan cross after a corner kick. Burnley's Ings took a yellow card in the thirty-ninth minute. Stoke City's Steve Sidwell received a yellow card at the fifty-nine minute mark for his foul. Burnley had another yellow card in the seventieth minute for Heaton's time wasting. Burnley held on for a 2-1 victory.
Closing out Saturday, Arsenal hosts Manchester United. David de Gea and Wojciech Szczesny are the keepers. Manchester United led off with a fifty-sixth minute gift, as Kieran Gibbs put the ball in his own net for an own goal. In the sixty-fifth minute, Arsenal took a yellow card for a Santiago Cazorla foul. In the eighty-fifth minute, Manchester United added on with a Wayne Rooney goal, passed from Angel Di Maria after a fast break. Arsenal got on the board in stoppage time with an Olivier Giroud goal, coming off of Mikel Arteta. Two minutes later, James Wilson of Manchester United was booked on a yellow card. The game went with Manchester United claiming a 2-1 win.
On Sunday, the first game saw Crystal Palace welcome Liverpool. Simon Mignolet and Julian Speroni are in the six-yard boxes. Liverpool began in the second minute with a Rickie Lambert goal, made possible by Adam Lallana on the through ball. Crystal Palace tied it in the seventeenth minute with a Dwight Gayle goal. Liverpool took a pair of yellow cards in the second half, going to Martin Skrtel in the fifty-third minute and Javier Manquillo in the sixty-first minute, both for fouls. Crystal Palace gained the lead in the seventy-eighth minute on a Joe Ledley goal, via Yannick Bolasie on a cross. In the eighty-first minute, Mile Jedinak scored on a free kick to extend the Crystal Palace lead. In the eighty-fourth minute, Brede Hangeland of Crystal Palace was shown a yellow card for a foul. Crystal Palace went on to win 3-1.
The other game has Hull City bringing in Tottenham Hotspur. Hugo Lloris and Allan McGregor draw the starts in goal. Hull City struck first in the eighth minute with a Jake Livermore goal. In the thirty-third minute, Tottenham Hotspur saw Eric Dier booked on a yellow card for his foul. In the fiftieth minute, Gaston Ramirez of Hull City was sent off on a straight red card for his fight. Tottenham Hotspur tied it in the sixty-first minute with a Harry Kane goal after a set piece. Hull City had two yellow cards in rapid succession, one going to Livermore in the sixty-second minute, and the next to Tom Huddlestone a minute later for a foul. Tottenham Hotspur took the lead in the ninetieth minute with a Christian Eriksen goal, passed from Aaron Lennon. Hull City's Andrew Robertson took a yellow card in stoppage time. Tottenham Hotspur managed to win 2-1.
Monday's game had Aston Villa host Southampton. Fraser Forster and Brad Guzan are the goalies. Aston Villa began in the twenty-ninth minute with a Gabriel Agbonlahor goal, fueled by Ciaran Clark. In the fifty-eighth minute, Southampton's Victor Wanyama took a yellow card for a foul. Aston Villa had a yellow card go to Jores Okore in the seventy-second minute. Southampton tied it in the eighty-first minute on a Nathaniel Clyne goal, guided in by Ryan Bertrand's cross. In the eighty-third minute, Clyne took a yellow card for a foul. The score remained 1-1 for a final.
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London, as Chelsea hosts West Bromwich Albion. Ben Foster and Thibaut Courtois are the goalies. Chelsea began in the eleventh minute with a Diego Costa goal, via Oscar. In the twenty-fifth minute, Chelsea added on with an Eden Hazard goal, passed from Cesc Fabregas after a corner kick. West Brom went down a man in the twenty-ninth minute as Claudio Yacob was shown a straight red card for a foul. In the seventy-fifth minute, Chelsea's Willian was shown a yellow card for his foul. Chelsea cruised to a 2-0 victory.
Next up, Everton welcomes West Ham United. Adrian and Tim Howard are the gloved men. Everton struck first in the twenty-sixth minute as Romelu Lukaku scored. West Ham took a yellow card in the forty-first minute for a foul by Winston Reid, followed by a yellow card given to Everton's James McCarthy a few seconds later. In the fifty-sixth minute, West Ham tied it on a Mauro Zarate goal, passed from Morgan Amalfitano. Kevin Mirallas of Everton received a yellow card in the sixtieth minute for his foul. Everton retook the lead in the seventy-third minute on a Leon Osman goal, coming off of a Samuel Eto'o cross after a fast break. West Ham's James Collins took a yellow card in the seventy-fourth minute. Everton held on for a 2-1 win.
Continuing to Leicester City, who brings in Sunderland. Costel Pantilimon and Kasper Schmeichel are set to start in goal. Sunderland took a yellow card in the forty-second minute on a foul by Sebastian Larsson. In the fifty-third minute, Jamie Vardy of Leicester City was given a yellow card for a foul. Sunderland had the next two yellow cards, going to Lee Cattermole in the sixty-first minute and Steven Fletcher in the sixty-eighth minute. Leicester City saw a yellow card assessed to Ritchie de Laet in the eighty-fifth minute. The final score was a scoreless draw.
Up in Manchester, City hosts Swansea City. Lukasz Fabianski and Joe Hart are in the six-yard boxes. In the ninth minute, Wilfried Bony put Swansea City ahead with a goal off of Nathan Dyer's through ball. Steven Jovetic of Manchester City tied it in the nineteenth minute with his goal, assisted by a Jesus Navas cross. In the twenty-fourth minute, Swansea City took a yellow card for a Kyle Bartley foul. Manchester City had a yellow card go to Vincent Kompany in the thirty-first minute for his foul. Manchester City took the lead on a Yaya Toure goal in the sixty-second minute, passed from Fernandinho. In stoppage time, Manchester City's Martin Demichelis picked up a yellow card for time wasting. Manchester City won 2-1 in the end.
Following that, Newcastle United welcomes the Queens Park Rangers. Robert Green and Tim Krul protect the nets. QPR took a yellow card in the forty-first minute for a foul by Nedum Onuoha. In the fifty-eighth minute, Moussa Sissoki of Newcastle United took a yellow card for his foul. In the seventy-third minute, QPR saw another booking on a yellow card to Richard Dunne for a foul. Newcastle United opened the scoring in the seventy-eighth minute with a Sissoko goal, made possible by Sammy Ameobi. Newcastle United took a yellow card in the ninetieth minute, assessed to Bobby Zamora. They went on to win 1-0.
Down to Stoke City bringing in Burnley. Tom Heaton and Asmir Begovic guard the woodwork. Burnley started in the twelfth minute with an unassisted Danny Ings goal. Burnley added on in the thirteenth minute as Ings scored again, thanks to Michael Kightly with the cross. Stoke City had a yellow card go to Mame Biram Diouf in the twenty-fifth minute for a foul. In the thirty-second minute, Jonathan Walters put Stoke City on the board with a goal, coming off of a Bojan cross after a corner kick. Burnley's Ings took a yellow card in the thirty-ninth minute. Stoke City's Steve Sidwell received a yellow card at the fifty-nine minute mark for his foul. Burnley had another yellow card in the seventieth minute for Heaton's time wasting. Burnley held on for a 2-1 victory.
Closing out Saturday, Arsenal hosts Manchester United. David de Gea and Wojciech Szczesny are the keepers. Manchester United led off with a fifty-sixth minute gift, as Kieran Gibbs put the ball in his own net for an own goal. In the sixty-fifth minute, Arsenal took a yellow card for a Santiago Cazorla foul. In the eighty-fifth minute, Manchester United added on with a Wayne Rooney goal, passed from Angel Di Maria after a fast break. Arsenal got on the board in stoppage time with an Olivier Giroud goal, coming off of Mikel Arteta. Two minutes later, James Wilson of Manchester United was booked on a yellow card. The game went with Manchester United claiming a 2-1 win.
On Sunday, the first game saw Crystal Palace welcome Liverpool. Simon Mignolet and Julian Speroni are in the six-yard boxes. Liverpool began in the second minute with a Rickie Lambert goal, made possible by Adam Lallana on the through ball. Crystal Palace tied it in the seventeenth minute with a Dwight Gayle goal. Liverpool took a pair of yellow cards in the second half, going to Martin Skrtel in the fifty-third minute and Javier Manquillo in the sixty-first minute, both for fouls. Crystal Palace gained the lead in the seventy-eighth minute on a Joe Ledley goal, via Yannick Bolasie on a cross. In the eighty-first minute, Mile Jedinak scored on a free kick to extend the Crystal Palace lead. In the eighty-fourth minute, Brede Hangeland of Crystal Palace was shown a yellow card for a foul. Crystal Palace went on to win 3-1.
The other game has Hull City bringing in Tottenham Hotspur. Hugo Lloris and Allan McGregor draw the starts in goal. Hull City struck first in the eighth minute with a Jake Livermore goal. In the thirty-third minute, Tottenham Hotspur saw Eric Dier booked on a yellow card for his foul. In the fiftieth minute, Gaston Ramirez of Hull City was sent off on a straight red card for his fight. Tottenham Hotspur tied it in the sixty-first minute with a Harry Kane goal after a set piece. Hull City had two yellow cards in rapid succession, one going to Livermore in the sixty-second minute, and the next to Tom Huddlestone a minute later for a foul. Tottenham Hotspur took the lead in the ninetieth minute with a Christian Eriksen goal, passed from Aaron Lennon. Hull City's Andrew Robertson took a yellow card in stoppage time. Tottenham Hotspur managed to win 2-1.
Monday's game had Aston Villa host Southampton. Fraser Forster and Brad Guzan are the goalies. Aston Villa began in the twenty-ninth minute with a Gabriel Agbonlahor goal, fueled by Ciaran Clark. In the fifty-eighth minute, Southampton's Victor Wanyama took a yellow card for a foul. Aston Villa had a yellow card go to Jores Okore in the seventy-second minute. Southampton tied it in the eighty-first minute on a Nathaniel Clyne goal, guided in by Ryan Bertrand's cross. In the eighty-third minute, Clyne took a yellow card for a foul. The score remained 1-1 for a final.
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