Another week of action in Britain begins with...
Aston Villa hosting Liverpool. Simon Mignolet and Brad Guzan are the goalies. Liverpool began with a twenty-fourth minute goal by Fabio Borini, assisted by Jordan Henderson's cross. Aston Villa took a yellow card in the fifty-second minute for a Jores Okore foul. Liverpool added on in the seventy-ninth minute with a Rickie Lambert goal, coming off of Raheem Sterling. In the eighty-first minute, Lambert was given a yellow card for excessive celebration. Liverpool won 2-0.
Up to Burnley welcoming Crystal Palace. Julian Speroni and Tom Heaton are in the six-yard boxes. Burnley was first to score on a twelfth minute header by Ben Mee, passed from Kieran Trippier on a cross after a corner kick. Burnley added on in the sixteenth minute as Danny Ings scored, thanks to Scott Arfield. Crystal Palace took a yellow card for a Scott Dann foul in the seventeenth minute. Crystal Palace got on the board in the twenty-eighth minute with a Dwight Gayle goal. Crystal Palace tied it on a Jason Puncheon goal in the forty-eighth minute, set up by Gayle. Burnley took a yellow card in the sixty-first minute for a Jason Shackell offense. Crystal Palace saw a pair of yellow cards for a Yaya Sanogo foul in the seventy-fourth minute and a Joel Ward foul in the seventy-seventh minute. Crystal Palace took the lead as Gayle scored in the eighty-seventh minute, with the help of Puncheon. Crystal Palace secured the 3-2 win.
Next up, Leicester City brings in Stoke City. Asmir Begovic and Ben Hamer are the keepers. Leicester City's Marcin Wasilewski had a yellow card for a foul in the nineteenth minute. Stoke City opened with a sixty-third minute Bojan goal, passed from Jonathan Walters. This was all Stoke City needed for a 1-0 win.
In London, the Queens Park Rangers host Manchester United. David de Gea and Robert Green are the gloved men. QPR had a yellow card for a Joey Barton foul in the forty-first minute. In the forty-fifth minute, Juan Mata of Manchester United took a yellow card for his foul. Manchester United led off in the fifty-eighth minute with a Marouane Fellaini goal, coming off of Antonio Valencia. Mauricio Isla of QPR took a yellow card for a sixtieth minute foul. In the sixty-eighth minute, Marcos Rojo took a yellow card for a foul for Manchester United. QPR had a yellow card go to Clint Hill for his eighty-second minute foul. Manchester United iced it at 2-0 with a James Wilson goal in stoppage time.
Out in Wales, Swansea City welcomes Chelsea. Petr Cech and Lukasz Fabianski are between the posts. Chelsea quickly started with an Oscar goal in the first minute. Chelsea added on with a Diego Costa goal in the twentieth minute, made possible by a through ball from Cesc Fabregas. Chelsea extended the lead as Costa scored in the thirty-fourth minute. Chelsea padded the lead on an Oscar goal in the thirty-sixth minute, coming off of Costa. Chelsea made it 5-0, the final, on a seventy-ninth minute goal by Andre Schurrle, assisted by Branislav Ivanovic.
Back to London again, as Tottenham Hotspur brings in Sunderland. Costel Pantilimon and Hugo Lloris are manning the nets. Tottenham Hotspur got going in the third minute with a Jan Vertonghen goal, coming off of a set piece. In the thirtieth minute, Vertonghen received a yellow card for a foul, and Sunderland tied it on a free kick by Sebastian Larsson in the next minute. Sunderland had a yellow card go to Jack Rodwell in the fifty-eighth minute for a foul, and another go to Billy Jones in the eighty-seventh minute, also for a foul. In the eighty-eighth minute, Tottenham Hotspur took the lead with a Christian Eriksen goal, via Andros Townsend. Tottenham Hotspur took a 2-1 victory.
Finally, Saturday's last game has Newcastle United hosting Southampton. Fraser Forster and Tim Krul are set to start in goal. Southampton dented the scoreboard in the fourteenth minute on an Eljero Elia goal, passed from James Ward-Prowse. Newcastle United tied it in the twenty-ninth minute as Yoan Gouffran scored. Southampton retook the lead on another Elia goal, with a header pass from Shane Long earning the assist. In the sixty-third minute, Southampton's Steven Davis received a yellow card, followed by Long's yellow card in stoppage time. Southampton won 2-1.
On Sunday, the first game saw West Ham United welcome Hull City. Allan McGregor and Adrian are the goalies. In the twenty-first minute, West Ham's Mark Noble received a yellow card for his foul. Hull City saw a yellow card go to Ahmed Elmohamady in the thirty-fourth minute for a foul. West Ham was first to score in the forty-ninth minute on a close range goal by Andy Carroll. West Ham added on with a Morgan Amalfitano goal in the sixty-ninth minute, via Enner Valencia. West Ham extended the lead in the seventy-second minute with a Stewart Downing goal, passed from Alexandre Song on a through ball. Hull City took yellow cards for a seventy-fifth minute Stephen Quinn foul and an eighty-seventh minute foul by David Meyler. West Ham cruised to a 3-0 victory.
Up to Manchester, where City brings in Arsenal. David Ospina is mismatched with Joe Hart in goal. Arsenal took a yellow card for a Laurent Koscielny offense. Arsenal began on a twenty-fourth minute penalty kick goal by Santiago Cazorla. Arsenal had another yellow card for a thirty-eighth minute Aaron Ramsey foul. Manchester City saw a yellow card go to Vincent Kompany in the forty-first minute for a foul. In the fifty-fourth minute, Manchester City's Fernandinho received a yellow card for a hand ball. In the fifty-sixth minute, Arsenal's Hector Bellerin took a yellow card. Arsenal extended their lead on an Olivier Giroud header goal, passed from Cazorla after a set piece. Sergio Aguero received a yellow card in the eighty-sixth minute for Manchester City. Arsenal took the game 2-0.
Monday's game had Everton host West Bromwich Albion. Ben Foster and Joel Robles are the gloved men. Everton had yellow cards go to Gareth Barry in the forty-ninth minute and Bryan Oviedo in the fifty-second minute, both for fouls. West Brom took a yellow card for a James Morrison foul in the fifty-eighth minute. In the seventy-seventh minute, Muhamed Besic of Everton received a yellow card. West Brom saw a yellow card go to Graham Dorrans in the ninetieth minute. The game ended 0-0.
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Aston Villa hosting Liverpool. Simon Mignolet and Brad Guzan are the goalies. Liverpool began with a twenty-fourth minute goal by Fabio Borini, assisted by Jordan Henderson's cross. Aston Villa took a yellow card in the fifty-second minute for a Jores Okore foul. Liverpool added on in the seventy-ninth minute with a Rickie Lambert goal, coming off of Raheem Sterling. In the eighty-first minute, Lambert was given a yellow card for excessive celebration. Liverpool won 2-0.
Up to Burnley welcoming Crystal Palace. Julian Speroni and Tom Heaton are in the six-yard boxes. Burnley was first to score on a twelfth minute header by Ben Mee, passed from Kieran Trippier on a cross after a corner kick. Burnley added on in the sixteenth minute as Danny Ings scored, thanks to Scott Arfield. Crystal Palace took a yellow card for a Scott Dann foul in the seventeenth minute. Crystal Palace got on the board in the twenty-eighth minute with a Dwight Gayle goal. Crystal Palace tied it on a Jason Puncheon goal in the forty-eighth minute, set up by Gayle. Burnley took a yellow card in the sixty-first minute for a Jason Shackell offense. Crystal Palace saw a pair of yellow cards for a Yaya Sanogo foul in the seventy-fourth minute and a Joel Ward foul in the seventy-seventh minute. Crystal Palace took the lead as Gayle scored in the eighty-seventh minute, with the help of Puncheon. Crystal Palace secured the 3-2 win.
Next up, Leicester City brings in Stoke City. Asmir Begovic and Ben Hamer are the keepers. Leicester City's Marcin Wasilewski had a yellow card for a foul in the nineteenth minute. Stoke City opened with a sixty-third minute Bojan goal, passed from Jonathan Walters. This was all Stoke City needed for a 1-0 win.
In London, the Queens Park Rangers host Manchester United. David de Gea and Robert Green are the gloved men. QPR had a yellow card for a Joey Barton foul in the forty-first minute. In the forty-fifth minute, Juan Mata of Manchester United took a yellow card for his foul. Manchester United led off in the fifty-eighth minute with a Marouane Fellaini goal, coming off of Antonio Valencia. Mauricio Isla of QPR took a yellow card for a sixtieth minute foul. In the sixty-eighth minute, Marcos Rojo took a yellow card for a foul for Manchester United. QPR had a yellow card go to Clint Hill for his eighty-second minute foul. Manchester United iced it at 2-0 with a James Wilson goal in stoppage time.
Out in Wales, Swansea City welcomes Chelsea. Petr Cech and Lukasz Fabianski are between the posts. Chelsea quickly started with an Oscar goal in the first minute. Chelsea added on with a Diego Costa goal in the twentieth minute, made possible by a through ball from Cesc Fabregas. Chelsea extended the lead as Costa scored in the thirty-fourth minute. Chelsea padded the lead on an Oscar goal in the thirty-sixth minute, coming off of Costa. Chelsea made it 5-0, the final, on a seventy-ninth minute goal by Andre Schurrle, assisted by Branislav Ivanovic.
Back to London again, as Tottenham Hotspur brings in Sunderland. Costel Pantilimon and Hugo Lloris are manning the nets. Tottenham Hotspur got going in the third minute with a Jan Vertonghen goal, coming off of a set piece. In the thirtieth minute, Vertonghen received a yellow card for a foul, and Sunderland tied it on a free kick by Sebastian Larsson in the next minute. Sunderland had a yellow card go to Jack Rodwell in the fifty-eighth minute for a foul, and another go to Billy Jones in the eighty-seventh minute, also for a foul. In the eighty-eighth minute, Tottenham Hotspur took the lead with a Christian Eriksen goal, via Andros Townsend. Tottenham Hotspur took a 2-1 victory.
Finally, Saturday's last game has Newcastle United hosting Southampton. Fraser Forster and Tim Krul are set to start in goal. Southampton dented the scoreboard in the fourteenth minute on an Eljero Elia goal, passed from James Ward-Prowse. Newcastle United tied it in the twenty-ninth minute as Yoan Gouffran scored. Southampton retook the lead on another Elia goal, with a header pass from Shane Long earning the assist. In the sixty-third minute, Southampton's Steven Davis received a yellow card, followed by Long's yellow card in stoppage time. Southampton won 2-1.
On Sunday, the first game saw West Ham United welcome Hull City. Allan McGregor and Adrian are the goalies. In the twenty-first minute, West Ham's Mark Noble received a yellow card for his foul. Hull City saw a yellow card go to Ahmed Elmohamady in the thirty-fourth minute for a foul. West Ham was first to score in the forty-ninth minute on a close range goal by Andy Carroll. West Ham added on with a Morgan Amalfitano goal in the sixty-ninth minute, via Enner Valencia. West Ham extended the lead in the seventy-second minute with a Stewart Downing goal, passed from Alexandre Song on a through ball. Hull City took yellow cards for a seventy-fifth minute Stephen Quinn foul and an eighty-seventh minute foul by David Meyler. West Ham cruised to a 3-0 victory.
Up to Manchester, where City brings in Arsenal. David Ospina is mismatched with Joe Hart in goal. Arsenal took a yellow card for a Laurent Koscielny offense. Arsenal began on a twenty-fourth minute penalty kick goal by Santiago Cazorla. Arsenal had another yellow card for a thirty-eighth minute Aaron Ramsey foul. Manchester City saw a yellow card go to Vincent Kompany in the forty-first minute for a foul. In the fifty-fourth minute, Manchester City's Fernandinho received a yellow card for a hand ball. In the fifty-sixth minute, Arsenal's Hector Bellerin took a yellow card. Arsenal extended their lead on an Olivier Giroud header goal, passed from Cazorla after a set piece. Sergio Aguero received a yellow card in the eighty-sixth minute for Manchester City. Arsenal took the game 2-0.
Monday's game had Everton host West Bromwich Albion. Ben Foster and Joel Robles are the gloved men. Everton had yellow cards go to Gareth Barry in the forty-ninth minute and Bryan Oviedo in the fifty-second minute, both for fouls. West Brom took a yellow card for a James Morrison foul in the fifty-eighth minute. In the seventy-seventh minute, Muhamed Besic of Everton received a yellow card. West Brom saw a yellow card go to Graham Dorrans in the ninetieth minute. The game ended 0-0.
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