Another wave of games, beginning with Saturday's seven, the first of which has...
Aston Villa host Stoke City. Asmir Begovic and Brad Guzan are in the six-yards boxes. Aston Villa led off in the twentieth minute with a Scott Sinclair header goal, made possible by Fabian Delph on a cross after a corner kick. Stoke City had a yellow card go to Philipp Wollscheid in the thirty-fifth minute for a foul. Stoke City tied it in the forty-fifth minute on a Mame Biram Diouf header goal, coming off of Stephen Ireland's cross. In the fifty-ninth minute, Carlos Sanchez of Aston Villa took a yellow card for a foul. Stoke City's Glenn Whelan took a yellow card for his foul at the sixty-three minute mark. Aston Villa saw a yellow card go to Ron Vlaar in the ninetieth minute for his foul, followed by a stoppage time ejection of Vlaar for his second yellow card-worthy foul, which led to a Victor Moses penalty kick goal for Stoke City, giving them the 2-1 win after a later Jonathan Walters yellow card.
In London, Chelsea welcomes Burnley. Tom Heaton and Thibaut Courtois are given the starting nods in goal. Chelsea struck first in the fourteenth minute on a Branislav Ivanovic goal, passed from Eden Hazard. In the forty-first minute, George Boyd of Burnley took a yellow card for a foul. Burnley had another yellow card for a Michael Kightly offense at the sixty-two minute mark. Discipline came Chelsea's way with a seventieth minute red card booting Nemanja Matic from the game for fighting, as well as giving Ivanovic a yellow card a minute later. In the eighty-first minute, Burnley pulled level on a Ben Mee header goal, via Kieran Trippier's cross after a corner kick. The result stayed at 1-1.
Staying in the city, Crystal Palace brings in Arsenal. David Ospina and Julian Speroni are the reliable goalies. Arsenal began in the eighth minute with a penalty kick goal by Santiago Cazorla. In the nineteenth minute, Jordon Mutch of Crystal Palace took a yellow card. Arsenal had a yellow card go to Francis Coquelin in the twenty-eighth minute for a foul. Arsenal added on with an Olivier Giroud goal in first half stoppage time. In the fifty-sixth minute, Giroud took a yellow card for his foul for Arsenal, followed by a Calum Chambers yellow card in the eighty-fifth minute. Crystal Palace got on the board with a Glenn Murray stoppage time goal after a corner kick. The final stood for Arsenal at 2-1.
Up to Hull City hosting the Queens Park Rangers. Robert Green and Allan McGregor are the keepers. Hull City opened in the sixteenth minute with a Nikica Jelavic goal after a set piece. In the thirty-second minute, QPR went down a man for Joey Barton picking a fight and receiving a red card, followed by a yellow card assessed to Darnell Furlong for his foul. In the thirty-ninth minute, QPR equalized with a Charlie Austin header goal, set up by Matthew Phillips on a cross. QPR took three yellow cards in the second half: Bobby Zamora's foul in the fifty-eighth minute, Mauro Zarate's foul in the seventy-fifth minute, and an eightieth minute foul by Phillips. Hull City retook the lead in the eighty-ninth minute on a Dame N'Doye header goal, passed from Robbie Brady on a cross. Hull City won 2-1.
Next up, Sunderland welcomes West Bromwich Albion. Ben Foster and Costel Pantilimon are between the posts. West Brom's Joleon Lescott took a yellow card for his foul in the fifth minute. In the eleventh minute, Ricardo Alvarez of Sunderland had a yellow card for a foul. West Brom took another yellow card in the twenty-ninth minute for a Craig Dawson foul. The last hour of the game was cleanly played and scoreless, with the final at 0-0.
Out in Wales, Swansea City brings in Manchester United. David de Gea and Lukasz Fabianski are the gloved men. Manchester United started in the twenty-eighth minute on an Ander Herrera goal, coming off of Angel Di Maria. Swansea City tied it as Ki Sung-Yueng scored in the thirtieth minute, thanks to Jonjo Shelvey's cross. In the forty-fifth minute, Marouane Fellaini took a yellow card for his foul for Manchester United. Phil Jones of Manchester United had a yellow card in the forty-eighth minute. Swansea City gained the lead in the seventy-third minute on a Bafetimbi Gomis goal, set up by Shelvey. In the eighty-fourth minute, Ashley Young of Manchester United received a yellow card for a foul. Swansea City had two yellow cards given out late, going to Ashley Williams for an eighty-eighth minute foul and to Shelvey for his foul in stoppage time. Swansea City won 2-1.
Finally, Manchester City closes out Saturday by hosting Newcastle United. Tim Krul and Joe Hart are the goalies with short names. Newcastle United had a yellow card for a foul in the first minute for Vurnon Anita. Manchester City was first to score on a second minute penalty kick by Sergio Aguero. Manchester City added on with a Samir Nasri goal in the twelfth minute. Manchester City extended the lead as Edin Dzeko scored in the twenty-first minute, thanks to a David Silva through ball. In the twenty-ninth minute, Jack Colback of Newcastle United receive a yellow card. Manchester City's Vincent Kompany took a yellow card in the thirty-seventh minute, as did Yaya Toure in the thirty-ninth minute, both for fouls. In the fifty-first minute, Manchester City padded the lead on a Silva goal, set up by Nasri. Manchester City kept going with a fifty-third minute goal by Silva, with an assist from Aguero. In the eighty-third minute, Dzeko took a yellow card for his handball. Manchester City won 5-0.
Sunday also starts in London, with Tottenham Hotspur welcoming West Ham United. Adrian Hugo Lloris are the goalies. West Ham United was first to score in the twenty-second minute on a Cheikhou Kouyate header goal, via Aaron Cresswell's cross. West Ham United took a yellow card for a Mark Noble foul in first half stoppage time. Cresswell took a yellow card in the fifty-first minute for a foul. West Ham United added on in the sixty-second minute with a Diafra Sakho goal, set up by a Noble cross. Tottenham Hotspur got on the board in the eighty-first minute on a Danny Rose goal after a corner kick. Tottenham Hotspur tied it as Harry Kane scored six minutes into second half stoppage time after a set piece. The tie stood up for a 2-2 final.
Up north, Everton brings in Leicester City. Mark Schwarzer and Tim Howard are set to start in goal. Leicester City took a yellow card for a twenty-fifth minute foul by Wes Morgan. Everton got going in the fifty-seventh minute on a Steven Naismith goal, coming off of Romelu Lukaku. Leicester City evened it with a David Nugent goal in the sixty-third minute. Leicester City gained the lead as Esteban Cambiasso scored in the seventieth minute. Everton retied it on an own goal from Matt Upson in the eighty-eighth minute. The final remained at 2-2.
Finally, Southampton hosts Liverpool. Simon Mignolet and Fraser Forster receive the starting nods. Liverpool led off in the third minute with a Philippe Coutinho goal, passed from Lazar Markovic. In the forty-third minute, Dejan Lovren of Liverpool had a yellow card for a foul. Southampton saw a yellow card for a sixty-third minute foul by Victor Wanyama. Liverpool added on with a Raheem Sterling goal in the seventy-third minute, going in unassisted. Liverpool took yellow cards for Alberto Moreno in the seventy-eighth minute and Jordan Henderson in the eighty-fourth minute, both for fouls. Southampton's Eljero Elia took a yellow card for his foul in stoppage time. Liverpool claimed a 2-0 victory.
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Aston Villa host Stoke City. Asmir Begovic and Brad Guzan are in the six-yards boxes. Aston Villa led off in the twentieth minute with a Scott Sinclair header goal, made possible by Fabian Delph on a cross after a corner kick. Stoke City had a yellow card go to Philipp Wollscheid in the thirty-fifth minute for a foul. Stoke City tied it in the forty-fifth minute on a Mame Biram Diouf header goal, coming off of Stephen Ireland's cross. In the fifty-ninth minute, Carlos Sanchez of Aston Villa took a yellow card for a foul. Stoke City's Glenn Whelan took a yellow card for his foul at the sixty-three minute mark. Aston Villa saw a yellow card go to Ron Vlaar in the ninetieth minute for his foul, followed by a stoppage time ejection of Vlaar for his second yellow card-worthy foul, which led to a Victor Moses penalty kick goal for Stoke City, giving them the 2-1 win after a later Jonathan Walters yellow card.
In London, Chelsea welcomes Burnley. Tom Heaton and Thibaut Courtois are given the starting nods in goal. Chelsea struck first in the fourteenth minute on a Branislav Ivanovic goal, passed from Eden Hazard. In the forty-first minute, George Boyd of Burnley took a yellow card for a foul. Burnley had another yellow card for a Michael Kightly offense at the sixty-two minute mark. Discipline came Chelsea's way with a seventieth minute red card booting Nemanja Matic from the game for fighting, as well as giving Ivanovic a yellow card a minute later. In the eighty-first minute, Burnley pulled level on a Ben Mee header goal, via Kieran Trippier's cross after a corner kick. The result stayed at 1-1.
Staying in the city, Crystal Palace brings in Arsenal. David Ospina and Julian Speroni are the reliable goalies. Arsenal began in the eighth minute with a penalty kick goal by Santiago Cazorla. In the nineteenth minute, Jordon Mutch of Crystal Palace took a yellow card. Arsenal had a yellow card go to Francis Coquelin in the twenty-eighth minute for a foul. Arsenal added on with an Olivier Giroud goal in first half stoppage time. In the fifty-sixth minute, Giroud took a yellow card for his foul for Arsenal, followed by a Calum Chambers yellow card in the eighty-fifth minute. Crystal Palace got on the board with a Glenn Murray stoppage time goal after a corner kick. The final stood for Arsenal at 2-1.
Up to Hull City hosting the Queens Park Rangers. Robert Green and Allan McGregor are the keepers. Hull City opened in the sixteenth minute with a Nikica Jelavic goal after a set piece. In the thirty-second minute, QPR went down a man for Joey Barton picking a fight and receiving a red card, followed by a yellow card assessed to Darnell Furlong for his foul. In the thirty-ninth minute, QPR equalized with a Charlie Austin header goal, set up by Matthew Phillips on a cross. QPR took three yellow cards in the second half: Bobby Zamora's foul in the fifty-eighth minute, Mauro Zarate's foul in the seventy-fifth minute, and an eightieth minute foul by Phillips. Hull City retook the lead in the eighty-ninth minute on a Dame N'Doye header goal, passed from Robbie Brady on a cross. Hull City won 2-1.
Next up, Sunderland welcomes West Bromwich Albion. Ben Foster and Costel Pantilimon are between the posts. West Brom's Joleon Lescott took a yellow card for his foul in the fifth minute. In the eleventh minute, Ricardo Alvarez of Sunderland had a yellow card for a foul. West Brom took another yellow card in the twenty-ninth minute for a Craig Dawson foul. The last hour of the game was cleanly played and scoreless, with the final at 0-0.
Out in Wales, Swansea City brings in Manchester United. David de Gea and Lukasz Fabianski are the gloved men. Manchester United started in the twenty-eighth minute on an Ander Herrera goal, coming off of Angel Di Maria. Swansea City tied it as Ki Sung-Yueng scored in the thirtieth minute, thanks to Jonjo Shelvey's cross. In the forty-fifth minute, Marouane Fellaini took a yellow card for his foul for Manchester United. Phil Jones of Manchester United had a yellow card in the forty-eighth minute. Swansea City gained the lead in the seventy-third minute on a Bafetimbi Gomis goal, set up by Shelvey. In the eighty-fourth minute, Ashley Young of Manchester United received a yellow card for a foul. Swansea City had two yellow cards given out late, going to Ashley Williams for an eighty-eighth minute foul and to Shelvey for his foul in stoppage time. Swansea City won 2-1.
Finally, Manchester City closes out Saturday by hosting Newcastle United. Tim Krul and Joe Hart are the goalies with short names. Newcastle United had a yellow card for a foul in the first minute for Vurnon Anita. Manchester City was first to score on a second minute penalty kick by Sergio Aguero. Manchester City added on with a Samir Nasri goal in the twelfth minute. Manchester City extended the lead as Edin Dzeko scored in the twenty-first minute, thanks to a David Silva through ball. In the twenty-ninth minute, Jack Colback of Newcastle United receive a yellow card. Manchester City's Vincent Kompany took a yellow card in the thirty-seventh minute, as did Yaya Toure in the thirty-ninth minute, both for fouls. In the fifty-first minute, Manchester City padded the lead on a Silva goal, set up by Nasri. Manchester City kept going with a fifty-third minute goal by Silva, with an assist from Aguero. In the eighty-third minute, Dzeko took a yellow card for his handball. Manchester City won 5-0.
Sunday also starts in London, with Tottenham Hotspur welcoming West Ham United. Adrian Hugo Lloris are the goalies. West Ham United was first to score in the twenty-second minute on a Cheikhou Kouyate header goal, via Aaron Cresswell's cross. West Ham United took a yellow card for a Mark Noble foul in first half stoppage time. Cresswell took a yellow card in the fifty-first minute for a foul. West Ham United added on in the sixty-second minute with a Diafra Sakho goal, set up by a Noble cross. Tottenham Hotspur got on the board in the eighty-first minute on a Danny Rose goal after a corner kick. Tottenham Hotspur tied it as Harry Kane scored six minutes into second half stoppage time after a set piece. The tie stood up for a 2-2 final.
Up north, Everton brings in Leicester City. Mark Schwarzer and Tim Howard are set to start in goal. Leicester City took a yellow card for a twenty-fifth minute foul by Wes Morgan. Everton got going in the fifty-seventh minute on a Steven Naismith goal, coming off of Romelu Lukaku. Leicester City evened it with a David Nugent goal in the sixty-third minute. Leicester City gained the lead as Esteban Cambiasso scored in the seventieth minute. Everton retied it on an own goal from Matt Upson in the eighty-eighth minute. The final remained at 2-2.
Finally, Southampton hosts Liverpool. Simon Mignolet and Fraser Forster receive the starting nods. Liverpool led off in the third minute with a Philippe Coutinho goal, passed from Lazar Markovic. In the forty-third minute, Dejan Lovren of Liverpool had a yellow card for a foul. Southampton saw a yellow card for a sixty-third minute foul by Victor Wanyama. Liverpool added on with a Raheem Sterling goal in the seventy-third minute, going in unassisted. Liverpool took yellow cards for Alberto Moreno in the seventy-eighth minute and Jordan Henderson in the eighty-fourth minute, both for fouls. Southampton's Eljero Elia took a yellow card for his foul in stoppage time. Liverpool claimed a 2-0 victory.
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