The season is nearly 3/4 done, and we only have eight games this week as others competitions begin to interfere. We begin with...
West Ham United hosting Crystal Palace. Julian Speroni and Adrian protect the nets. Crystal Palace had a yellow card given to Glenn Murray in the twenty-third minute for a foul. Crystal Palace began in the forty-first minute with a redemptive header goal by Murray, coming off of Jason Puncheon's cross after a corner kick. Crystal Palace added on with a Scott Dann header goal in the fifty-first minute, thanks to another Puncheon cross after a corner kick. Joel Ward of Crystal Palace received a yellow card his fifty-third minute foul. In the fifty-ninth minute, James Tomkins received a yellow card for West Ham United for his foul. Crystal Palace extended the lead with another Murray header goal, set up by Puncheon on a cross after a set piece, earning the latter man a sock trick for his three helpers. In the sixty-fifth minute, Enner Valencia of West Ham United took a yellow card for a foul. Murray was sent off with his second yellow card of the game in the sixty-ninth minute, putting Crystal Palace down a man. In the seventy-sixth minute, Valencia scored to put West Ham United on the board, with the help of Stewart Downing. Crystal Palace received a yellow card for Damien Delaney's time wasting in the eighty-fourth minute. Crystal Palace held on for the 3-1 win.
Up to Burnley welcoming Swansea City. Lukasz Fabianski and Tom Heaton are the goalies. It took until the sixty-fourth minute for anything noteworthy to happen, when Kieran Trippier put the ball in his own net to give Swansea City a 1-0 lead. This was all Swansea City needed to claim a 1-0 victory.
Next up, Manchester United brings in Sunderland. Costel Pantilimon and David de Gea are given the starts in goal. Manchester United's Antonio Valencia received a yellow card for his first half stoppage time foul. In the sixty-fifth minute, Wes Brown of Sunderland received a straight red card for disagreeing with the concession of a penalty kick, and that kick was converted by Wayne Rooney in the next minute to give Manchester United the lead. In the seventy-ninth minute, the ten-man Sunderland took a yellow card for a Patrick van Aanholt foul. Manchester United added on in the eighty-fourth minute with a Rooney header goal at close range. Manchester United defended Old Trafford with a 2-0 win.
Continuing to Newcastle United hosting Aston Villa. Brad Guzan and Tim Krul man the nets. In the twenty-sixth minute, Aston Villa saw a yellow card given to Alan Hutton. In the thirty-seventh minute, Newcastle United began with a Papiss Demba Cisse goal, passed from Daryl Janmaat on a cross. Matthew Lowton of Aston Villa received a yellow card for his foul in first half stoppage time. Newcastle United saw a yellow card for a fifty-third minute foul by Michael Williamson. Aston Villa had three more yellow cards, going to Gabriel Agbonlahor in the sixty-third minute, Ciaran Clark in the eighty-third minute, Tom Cleverley in second half stoppage time, all for fouls. Newcastle United took a 1-0 victory.
Over to Stoke City welcoming Hull City. Allan McGregor and Asmir Begovic are in the six-yard boxes. Stoke City took yellow cards for a twenty-eighth minute foul by Erik Pieters and a Victor Moses foul in the forty-third minute. In the fifty-second minute, Hull City took a yellow card for a foul by David Meyler. Stoke City opened in the seventy-first minute on a Peter Crouch header goal, via Charlie Adam. Hull City received a yellow card for a Michael Dawson foul in the seventy-seventh minute. The final stood at 1-0 in favor of Stoke City.
Closing out Saturday, West Bromwich Albion brings in Southampton. Fraser Forster and Ben Foster are the gloved men. West Brom struck first in the second minute on a Saido Berahino goal, after a set piece. Southampton took a yellow card for a twenty-ninth minute Victor Wanyama foul. West Brom had yellow cards go to the goalie Foster in the sixty-second minute and Stephane Sessegnon in the eighty-second minute. West Brom won 1-0.
On Sunday, Liverpool hosts Manchester City. Joe Hart and Simon Mignolet are the keepers. Liverpool began in the eleventh minute on a Jordan Henderson goal, via Raheem Sterling. Manchester City tied it in the twenty-fifth minute on an Edin Dzeko goal, fueled by Sergio Aguero's through ball. In the fifty-seventh minute, Samir Nasri of Manchester City took a yellow card for his foul. Liverpool retook the lead in the seventy-fifth minute on a Philippe Coutinho goal, coming offo f Sterling. In the eighty-second minute, Manchester City saw a yellow card for a foul by James Milner. Adam Lallana of Liverpool had a yellow card for his eighty-fourth minute foul. Manchester City took another yellow card in the eighty-sixth minute for a foul by Wilfried Bony. Liverpool took the game 2-1.
Finally, Arsenal hosts Everton. Tim Howard and David Ospina guard the woodwork. Arsenal opened in the thirty-ninth minute on an Olivier Giroud goal, guided in by Mesut Ozil's cross after a corner kick. Arsenal had yellow cards go to Giroud at the forty-six minute mark and Laurent Koscielny in the seventy-eighth minute, both for fouls. In the eighty-ninth minute, Tomas Rosicky scored for Arsenal to give them a 2-0 lead, and later, victory.
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West Ham United hosting Crystal Palace. Julian Speroni and Adrian protect the nets. Crystal Palace had a yellow card given to Glenn Murray in the twenty-third minute for a foul. Crystal Palace began in the forty-first minute with a redemptive header goal by Murray, coming off of Jason Puncheon's cross after a corner kick. Crystal Palace added on with a Scott Dann header goal in the fifty-first minute, thanks to another Puncheon cross after a corner kick. Joel Ward of Crystal Palace received a yellow card his fifty-third minute foul. In the fifty-ninth minute, James Tomkins received a yellow card for West Ham United for his foul. Crystal Palace extended the lead with another Murray header goal, set up by Puncheon on a cross after a set piece, earning the latter man a sock trick for his three helpers. In the sixty-fifth minute, Enner Valencia of West Ham United took a yellow card for a foul. Murray was sent off with his second yellow card of the game in the sixty-ninth minute, putting Crystal Palace down a man. In the seventy-sixth minute, Valencia scored to put West Ham United on the board, with the help of Stewart Downing. Crystal Palace received a yellow card for Damien Delaney's time wasting in the eighty-fourth minute. Crystal Palace held on for the 3-1 win.
Up to Burnley welcoming Swansea City. Lukasz Fabianski and Tom Heaton are the goalies. It took until the sixty-fourth minute for anything noteworthy to happen, when Kieran Trippier put the ball in his own net to give Swansea City a 1-0 lead. This was all Swansea City needed to claim a 1-0 victory.
Next up, Manchester United brings in Sunderland. Costel Pantilimon and David de Gea are given the starts in goal. Manchester United's Antonio Valencia received a yellow card for his first half stoppage time foul. In the sixty-fifth minute, Wes Brown of Sunderland received a straight red card for disagreeing with the concession of a penalty kick, and that kick was converted by Wayne Rooney in the next minute to give Manchester United the lead. In the seventy-ninth minute, the ten-man Sunderland took a yellow card for a Patrick van Aanholt foul. Manchester United added on in the eighty-fourth minute with a Rooney header goal at close range. Manchester United defended Old Trafford with a 2-0 win.
Continuing to Newcastle United hosting Aston Villa. Brad Guzan and Tim Krul man the nets. In the twenty-sixth minute, Aston Villa saw a yellow card given to Alan Hutton. In the thirty-seventh minute, Newcastle United began with a Papiss Demba Cisse goal, passed from Daryl Janmaat on a cross. Matthew Lowton of Aston Villa received a yellow card for his foul in first half stoppage time. Newcastle United saw a yellow card for a fifty-third minute foul by Michael Williamson. Aston Villa had three more yellow cards, going to Gabriel Agbonlahor in the sixty-third minute, Ciaran Clark in the eighty-third minute, Tom Cleverley in second half stoppage time, all for fouls. Newcastle United took a 1-0 victory.
Over to Stoke City welcoming Hull City. Allan McGregor and Asmir Begovic are in the six-yard boxes. Stoke City took yellow cards for a twenty-eighth minute foul by Erik Pieters and a Victor Moses foul in the forty-third minute. In the fifty-second minute, Hull City took a yellow card for a foul by David Meyler. Stoke City opened in the seventy-first minute on a Peter Crouch header goal, via Charlie Adam. Hull City received a yellow card for a Michael Dawson foul in the seventy-seventh minute. The final stood at 1-0 in favor of Stoke City.
Closing out Saturday, West Bromwich Albion brings in Southampton. Fraser Forster and Ben Foster are the gloved men. West Brom struck first in the second minute on a Saido Berahino goal, after a set piece. Southampton took a yellow card for a twenty-ninth minute Victor Wanyama foul. West Brom had yellow cards go to the goalie Foster in the sixty-second minute and Stephane Sessegnon in the eighty-second minute. West Brom won 1-0.
On Sunday, Liverpool hosts Manchester City. Joe Hart and Simon Mignolet are the keepers. Liverpool began in the eleventh minute on a Jordan Henderson goal, via Raheem Sterling. Manchester City tied it in the twenty-fifth minute on an Edin Dzeko goal, fueled by Sergio Aguero's through ball. In the fifty-seventh minute, Samir Nasri of Manchester City took a yellow card for his foul. Liverpool retook the lead in the seventy-fifth minute on a Philippe Coutinho goal, coming offo f Sterling. In the eighty-second minute, Manchester City saw a yellow card for a foul by James Milner. Adam Lallana of Liverpool had a yellow card for his eighty-fourth minute foul. Manchester City took another yellow card in the eighty-sixth minute for a foul by Wilfried Bony. Liverpool took the game 2-1.
Finally, Arsenal hosts Everton. Tim Howard and David Ospina guard the woodwork. Arsenal opened in the thirty-ninth minute on an Olivier Giroud goal, guided in by Mesut Ozil's cross after a corner kick. Arsenal had yellow cards go to Giroud at the forty-six minute mark and Laurent Koscielny in the seventy-eighth minute, both for fouls. In the eighty-ninth minute, Tomas Rosicky scored for Arsenal to give them a 2-0 lead, and later, victory.
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